Nintendo refuses to answer questions about Mario's sex life

All Nintendo ever wanted to do was make fun, wholesome experiences for players of all ages. Instead, fans keep demanding more and more intimate details about Mario's body and sex habits. 

And it seems like Nintendo just wishes it would stop.

A Super Mario Odyssey dev talk video posted Monday with producer Yoshiaki Koizumi shows the poor man uncomfortably dodging explicit questions about the (literal) seedy underbelly of Mario's life.

"Why does Mario have nipples, but not a belly button?" is the first one right out the gate. Read more...